screw you and the bands you jock. i gots to hate to live.

the doobie brothers----you can see the slide of a decade all in one band. from get down boogie to wine coolin' yacht rock in one chintzy dime bag. music for family boating//re-run to bootleg on what's happening.how can you take a band seriously that thinks catfish are jumping out the water?
oh, what a fool believes...

corrosion of conformity-----mumbledy mouth hardcore turns into horrible lisp slo-core turns into el camino driving zakk wylde core. eye for an eye is one long song. animosity is werewolves fighting. simon bobth's liiithsp on technocracthyy ith amathing. all the beam drinking marlboro smoking camaro racers like the other crap. dude's name is pepper....pepper.

wu-tang clan----ok, so this is what happened to the junkyard gang. they just got mudfoot (o.d.b.) and kicked out old fat ass albert huh.? i guess they never really mastered the radiator and the trash cans because all they have is samples.
i went to one of their shows i couldn't tell who was who except rudy---he was smoking. hey! hey! hey! i stuck around for a while but i didn't learn squat.
BILL COSBY IS A DAMN LIE!

radiation sickness----started off as the metal album g.b.h. were too talented to make. ended up throwing down the dranogargledeathgrind. so underground and trashy you can only buy their shit with euros. the singer was like the life size fetish doll from trilogy of terror(after it possessed karen black). in summary: tucking it in souffside style cause you live with your moms.

dick dale---dude is as humble as george w. bush. the only person who has "invented' more stuff than him is gene $immon$. kind of forgotten until stevie ray gone dusted off his mothballs and tarantino made him a video. this is gulf surfing big kahuna--no waves but plenty of jellyfish.

t.s.o.l---the tinny sound o' losers.
jocks/bullies play dress-up and make orange county suck worse. how you ask? well, the singer couldn't remember his name but that makes us even since no one remembers his songs. they went goth--they went poser--they went to rehab. proof that california is the home of the flakes. the statues didn't weather very well at all.