just an idea--not an action as far as you know. sucka.

when life serves you lemons--steal a beer from the guy next to you. smash those lemons in his face. tell him it's god's will.

put on a motorcycle helmet and headbutt the jukebox and the pinball machine.
make sure it's a bar you never go to.

that's what i'm putting under someone's tree.
yeah.
looks like it and all, doesn't it.
yeah.
ho ho ho.
take off your boot---grab it and start waving it around over your head and whacking people with it.
yell punk forever and skynrd as loud as you can.
pee your pants right there.
put sammy hagar on the jukebox and start trying to do that "run up the wall//flip" thing he did in that video.
use tables and chairs if they help.
that'll fill up your stocking nice and pretty wouldn't it?
yeah.
you betchya it would and all.
this next trick is called---"someone's probably going to shoot me--start running now"!