just an idea--not an action as far as you know. sucka.

when life serves you lemons--steal a beer from the guy next to you. smash those lemons in his face. tell him it's god's will.

put on a motorcycle helmet and headbutt the jukebox and the pinball machine.
make sure it's a bar you never go to.

that's what i'm putting under someone's tree.
yeah.
looks like it and all, doesn't it.
yeah.
ho ho ho.
take off your boot---grab it and start waving it around over your head and whacking people with it.
yell punk forever and skynrd as loud as you can.
pee your pants right there.
put sammy hagar on the jukebox and start trying to do that "run up the wall//flip" thing he did in that video.
use tables and chairs if they help.
that'll fill up your stocking nice and pretty wouldn't it?
yeah.
you betchya it would and all.
this next trick is called---"someone's probably going to shoot me--start running now"!

so i got laid off......

you'd think that would fuel negative review into overdrive but not yet.
i gave myself a week of laziness but it's over now. dammit.
i'll be hating tonight--i also have to draw a comic strip and learn the organ by february!
goals mofos---goals.
also the dockers will have a 7" TALES FROM THE DOCK coming out on Gustav//r.l. records in feb. or march. grey marble vinyl--comes with comic and cover art by JEFF GAITHER.
pretty awesome to get someone's art you've admired for 20+ years to do something for you.

this will also mark the end of the real life record label---but fear not because it is the birth of the FEZCORE label! there were 20+ releases on real life records. all of the docker demo stuff--from the freebies to the studio stuff. it's time to let it go as it's the past and f.c. will be the future.

also we're beginning to book some great bands for jan and feb. i'll post more when i know more. we're looking for a good out of town fez band for fez fest '10 as well. if you know of a likely weirdo canidate--holler at me.